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Hrm..time for a goofy entry i just feel like it..so i'm going to copy liza's entry of a bit ago of what a person who i date/fall in love with/marry/whatever be or have. ok so here goes. this should be interesting.

1. They must know how to play soccer. I don't care what you say..soccer is one of if not the worlds best sport..and if you say it's boring i'll sock you a good one. There is so much more to soccer but most stupid ass americans won't watch it cause "Oh well it ended up 0-0." WAKE UP PEOPLE THOSE TIES ARE SOME OF THE BEST GAMES!#@!

2. They must also know who Bela Fleck and the Flecktones are Ok this is a little odd as i'm listening to bela fleck at this moment but good lord..are they awesome..especially in concert...so it gets stuck on. Hey what can i say i'm thinking this stuff up as i write it down.. :|

3. Must at least understand computers.. be even better if they knew'm pretty well..

Uh..ok this list has gone to hell quick cause really i don't have a list that if someone doesn't meet half of them i won't date'm. so long as i get along wtih them and such i'll at least consider said person a possiblity.

Now to steal another persons idea. manda and jaki both did the same thing..jaki did it first then manda copied here..but i'm only going to do the why i'm a guy part...so here goes. :D

1. I am not afraid of commitement. Have date two women in the past 3 years..one for 6 months, the other for a year and some change.

2. I like porn. What can i say i'm a guy..of course i like porn..duh. :P

3. I play video games. Sure do..but not for too long..or i'll switch..play some CS for a bit..then play some tony hawk:pro skater for some more..and go back and forth..can't really sit in one place for so long.

4. After orgasm during sex, i want to...have more. :D

5. Again after orgasm there's no point in stopping and will continue until she doesn't want to go. making a guy orgasm isn't hard "insert dick into hole..perferibly moist. thrust. repeat" there ya go. but the trick lies in makin the woman orgasm, and thus i'll keep at it until i get her to orgasm..it's only fair afterall.

6. I'm pretty damn computer illerate. :D

7. I built my computer and named it w00t. hehe..

8. I am obessed with boobs and legs.

9. I'm up for a menga trois. Yes of course with two women..twice the things you love!

10. I like boobs..preferibly real ones..true fake ones are nice to look at but real ones just feel better.

11. I am extremely vulgar. Damn skippy i am..and what can i say? my whole family is.

12. I never want just some ass and no relationship..sex isn't sex for me if there's nothing behind it..

13. I will admit that i'm wrong..true i don't do it easily but i will do it if i'm dead wrong. so what if i am..dunno why most guys won't admit to being wrong...everyone is.

14. I am very very very very stubborn. What can i say i'm italian!!

15. I think about sex 50% of the time. hey i'm a guy...if i see some hot chick walkin down the street of course it's going to pop into my mind..i can't help it!

16. I'm a pretty damn good liar if i do say so myself...but if you really know me you can tell i'm lying..but it's hard, very few people know me that well.

17. I can drink..some pretty decent amounts of liquor. I'm not a sloppy drunk and don't like to be..i just drink enough to get pleasntly buzzed then ride the buzz..it's fun. :D

18. I love comedies..especially Kevin Smith ones!

19. I masturbate..and will admit it. Of course i do..every/all guys do..if they say they don't..they're lying.

20. I am messy and i know it...but i can't do much about it so it doesn't both me that much.

okie that was a pretty damn long entry if i do say so myself..even if i did steal the ideas..oh well..

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