first best friend: easily sean simmons. we did everything together for almost 14 years

first date: shit. probably rachel weening, i mean i do count specifically meeting somewhere during recess as a date. especially when you got to kiss!

first real breakup: probably dana something or another. man she was just too weird for even me.

first real kiss: man i can't remember this one either. i suck.

first job: easy, workin mcdonalds during the summer with ian and alan.

first screenname: i so remember this too. scudoswald cause all the forms of 'scud' were taken, dicks.

first self-purchased album: dude, skid row all the way. and it was a cd!

first funeral: umm, i can't remember. maybe my grandpa's?

first pet: lady, our dog

first piercing/tattoo: none

first credit card: me no have, cause me would spend lots of money and rack up lots of debt!

first true love: hmm, i guess i'd say erin.

first enemy: can i say most of the 6th grade class? man i got it so bad that entire year for almost no reason.

first big trip: the trip down to nags head

last big car ride: umm, going to grandma's doesnt count cause i've done it a bajillion times. so i guess, the drive up to new hampshire.

last kiss: memorial day weekend sadly. should've been two weeks ago but nooooo.

last good cry: when i got into my accident, hell that was the first time i'd cried in a lotta years.

last library book: um, it's been a while, but i think it was a nick hornby book.

last movie: i just re-watched el mariachi after seeing once upon a time in mexico

last beverage: coke, like usual.

last food eaten: some buffalo wings for dinner. i'm about to go chow down on some bagels tho

last crush: duh, sara.

last phone call: umm, friday from ian

last tv show: i think i was watching a replay of the arsenal/portsmouth game late last night

last shower: it'll happen in a few minutes. so sometime yesterday.

last shoes: my black nike's.

last cd played: well as far as albums go i'm listening tothe new iron and wine album. but for phsyical playings of cd's, pearl jam's vitalogy.

last item bought: some water and batteries because my parents think we're going to get "OMG WE'RE GOING TO GET TORNADOWNED!" when we're not.

last annoyance: buying said water. by the time anything hits here it'll just be effin rain.

last soda: coke, duh.

last ice cream: man i haven't had any ice-cream in forever, but it's pretty much always the same thing. so i'll say vanilla.

last time scolded: for not mowing the lawn, since apparently you need to have the lawn mowed then a OMG TORNADOWNED is coming into town.

last shirt worn: i wore my nick hornby 'fever pitch'-themed shirt yesterday.