anyway last night wasn't too bad, normal shift, decent zone partner and whatnot. but right near the end after i had just got done dealing with this stupid bitch who didn't want any sauce on any of her salmon, or her vegtables, and when i couldn't do that ordered a side of plain chicken. so i do all that for her, never saying anything and getting it for her, didn't even say anything when her stupidass made me take back the chicken because she said it wasn't done and didn't want to be charged for it.

uhmm, wow it sure does look like it's cooked all the way through you fat dyke. but no, i didn't say anything and kept smiling the whole time.

but the last fucking straw was when she came up to me; after i had given her and another lady change [both 6 bucks back so i gave them a 5 and a 1 because i don't have 12 ones i could've gotten rid of, or believe me i would have]. so she comes up to me and says that i could be a good server but if i want to get a tip i have to at least give people change back that'll let them give me a tip more than 2 dollars. she says i'm good, but that i don't need to let the table know i'm busy, because they're just to have a good meal.

excuse me you fat tubby dyke, i'm sorry for never once sayinng i was busy, i'm sorry for looking like i'm busy because oh hey, I HAVE MORE THAN JUST YOUR FAT STUPID ASS TO WAIT ON. but really, i wasn't ever like "oh hey guys i'm sorry i'm busy i'll be right back." cause no, i don't usually do that. only if i'm completely weeded do i say anything.

but the real kicker to this whole thing, she then goes "i was a waitress for years so i know how it can be" [to steal a line from sara] OH DO YOU NOW? then if you were a waitress for years you're sure as shit know you don't ask for everything to be ont he side, and be a complete cunt when something doesn't come out your way. you're also supposed to be a shit-load more understanding when i give you change that you don't "like", believe me if i had 12 ones to give out, i would because fuck if i want a lot of 1's.

honestly after this lady talked to me, i both wanted to almost cry, and punch her fat fucking head in. because that's seriously fucked up.

and the real kicker to this story, the tip she gave, sure was 6 fucking bucks. ALL THAT BULLSHIT AND SHE STILL ENDED UP GIVING ME 6 BUCKS, WHAT A FUCKING COCKWHORE.

thanks, that's all.