the worst part about saturday night was that i had a big party come in right before we closed, but since i was the closer i let 'em sit there and got 'em drunk all proper like. but when i started to clean up they didn't get a fucking hint when i said i wanted to clean up so i could go out and do some drinking of my own. then when i finally told them they'd have to relocate to the bar they acted like i was depriving them of liquor. i mean come on you unsympathetic bastards, i want to get my drink on too. in the end it was good i guess, because if i had gotten my drink on, there's no way i would've shown up for work.

and if i didn't show up then i'd get to miss out on the joy that is a dumbfuck attempting to pick a girl who we work with when he's already dating another girl we work with. yes it's confusing. basically he's been dating one girl, but been attempting to cheat on her with every other girl there. only i don't think anyone's fallen for it. yesterday was the first time i've actually seen him attempt to pick someone up, except this was the weakest attempt i've ever seen. he kept writing this girl little notes, most of them asking if she'd want to hang out, since they have so much in common. only they never talk, she said she maybe talks to him for a total of 3 minutes, a week. when she replied about his gf he said they'd havev to keep it on the DL in the beginning, and if she had a fake to go up to dc she wouldn't have to worry because he has "pull and shit" i swear he wrote in the 'and shit'. she replied with "i don't know maybe" mostly at the urging of me because well, we were so dead it was the only amusement. to which she got a letter saying "maybe we're destined", sure that'd be sweet in a letter of people already dating, and not some sleazo trying to pick a girl up while he's already dating someone. then he proceeded to ask her "do you think the grammy's will be cool tonight?" and that alone was pure comedy for the afternoon. i mean what, are you like back in 7th grade trying to find something to talk about? either way the guys a fucktard and i so hope to find some way to get him fired since he took my bar shifts. oh yea, and the girl who he was trying to pick up, isn't going to actually call him up. that's a girl.

scud