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IC #2 @ 10.15.02
it's about goddamned time. yes i can say goddamned, i am god aren't i? that's what i thought so step off my grill.

now in my infinite wisdom i gave you people the ability to create anything your little monkey minds could think of. everything from real-dolls and astroglide, to penicillin and the space shuttle.

but sadly you have gone and fucked a good thing up so i'm going to have to go around and take away something, something some of you people value more then your lives. hell i even mentioned it earlier, time.

yes i'm going to take away the ability to tell time save for the time of the day, morning, noon, or night. because seriously people you run around like chicken with your heads cut off trying to fit a 3:15 between a 3 o'clock and a 3:20, that shit's just not healthy.

i mean the ability to tell time with a clock has been nothing but a terrible thing, think about it. prior to the clock people just said they'd meet you in the morning, or noon, basic stuff where you took life easy and let it come as it may. there isn't a single thing that has come about since the clock was invented that was a good thing..ok maybe the ability to say you got a 5-minut quickie, but really even if you didn't have a clock you'd know you didn't last too long [if you don't work up a sweat you're doing something wrong, trust me]

so now i'm going to have to go around and remove all the clocks in the world [looks like no one can try to sell any of those stupid ass big-ben things though, what a shame] and remove the knowledge of them from your little monkey heads. you'd better get used to living life at a lot slower pace, believe me you'll enjoy it a helluva lot more.

plus i'm sure you all would like that moore then me totally removing your brain in the hopes it would keep you inebriated monkies from blowing up your own planet.

so have fun from now on, wake up late and go into work knowing you won't get in trouble so long as you get there before the sun's straight above you. you kiddies enjoy staying up later then 9pm because, there is no 9pm anymore!

now hopefully you all won't think of anything as stupid as time within the next millenia, cuse really i created enough and i want a day or two off.

god.

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